AROUND THE LEAGUE
THE LEAGUE BOARD
THROUGH WEEK 8
STANDINGS
| # | TEAM | OWNER | REC | PF |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tony Romo's Corona | Steve S. | 7-1 | 1322.34 |
| 2 | Shough Coker Lamb 🍖 | Chris Cody | 7-1 | 1231.48 |
| 3 | Turd Burglars | Mitch | 5-3 | 1083.64 |
| 4 | Bowers against the world | Steven C. | 4-4 | 1096.84 |
| 5 | Austin Bowers | Nick | 3-5 | 1113.36 |
| 6 | Kenbucky Fried Chicken | Derrian | 3-5 | 1097.86 |
| 7 | Legal Beagels | Steve C. | 2-6 | 1002.92 |
| 8 | BritishBullies | Randy | 1-7 | 851.18 |
WEEK 9
THE FIGHT CARD
THE FRONT PAGE
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Hype & Hate: Week 4
The undefeated empire faces a legal challenge, the Colonel has rediscovered fire, and eight managers prepare to litigate over football players they do not control. Week 4 arrives with the league in the familiar condition known as “one bad Sunday away from a constitutional crisis.” Smack my Fannin 🥵 remains undefeated at 3-0, which has…
THE DESKS
THE AUTOPSY
Postmortem & Forensic Analysis
THE AUTOPSY — Week 3
The undefeated machine keeps rolling, the Colonel opened fire, and BritishBullies once again proved that scoring points is…
HYPE & HATE
Previews, Propaganda & Reckless Speculation
Hype & Hate: Week 4
The undefeated empire faces a legal challenge, the Colonel has rediscovered fire, and eight managers prepare to litigate…
LEAGUE OFFICE
Transactions, Scandals & Official Lies
The state of the league: two weeks down, dignity already questionable
One undefeated team. One winless team. Six teams pretending everything is fine. Two weeks into the 2026 season,…
FROM THE NEWSROOM
THE AUTOPSY — Week 3
The undefeated machine keeps rolling, the Colonel opened fire, and BritishBullies once again proved that scoring points is not the same thing as winning…
The state of the league: two weeks down, dignity already questionable
One undefeated team. One winless team. Six teams pretending everything is fine. Two weeks into the 2026 season, and we already know enough to…